Phetasy

Official Dumpster Fire Hoodie

$57.00
  • Official Dumpster Fire Hoodie
Official Dumpster Fire Hoodie Official Dumpster Fire Hoodie Official Dumpster Fire Hoodie Official Dumpster Fire Hoodie

Phetasy

Official Dumpster Fire Hoodie

$57.00

Description

If you could have only one sweatshirt during the apocalypse, this is it. The Dumpster Fire Hoodie comes with both a built in hood to protect you from the elements and an implanted quick release zipper device for increased mobility when you're running from those terrifying Boston Dynamics robot dogs. And if that wasn't enough, it's got not one, but two, count em' two, front pockets.

• 50% polyester, 50% cotton fleece
• Fabric weight: 8.2 oz/yd² (278 g/m²)
• Unisex fit (women may prefer to size down for a tighter fit)
• Metal zipper and white polyester drawcord
• Hooded
• Kangaroo pocket
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador

Important: fabric of the product is prone to shrinking during wash.

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Chest (circumference) (inches) 32-34 36-38 40-42 42-44 46-48 48-50
Waist (circumference) (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42
Hoodie Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31
Sleeeve Length (inches) 25 5/8 26 1/8 26 5/8 27 1/8 27 5/8 28 1/8
Hoodie Width (inches) 17 19 21 22 23 1/2 25